The 5 answers we have all been waiting for!!

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman’s nipples for?
A: It’s braille for ‘suck here’.

Q: What is an australian kiss?
A: It’s the same as a french kiss, but ‘down under.’

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a goodyear.

Q: Why were hurricanes normally named after women?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

 
Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch…

Bonus questions & answers

Q: What is a man’s ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

2 comentarios to “The 5 answers we have all been waiting for!!”

  1. ilvania mena Says:

    mana pero yo no t conocia esta faceta!! me gusta!!! ;p

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